How to Beg

Question: How do i beg? i’m not good at all at this, Help!


Answer: Effective and proper begging in a manner that gives true gratification to the person you are serving is an art and requires skill. i recommend lots of practice with enthusiasm as often as possible. My friend shenanigans (see Interview with Shenanigans) shared her answer to this question, which i will share with you.

“how to beg – Shanny style!”

“A friend of mine wanted to learn how to beg. She’s not very good at it. She even put in a request to radio station with a bdsm program about that very topic, hoping for some discussion. What did they tell her? To take acting classes.

I decided to write a little guideline, since I have learned a thing or two about begging over the years, and hopefully help her, and anyone else who wants to learn, and save all those bad beggars from wasting money on acting class! They don’t give lessons on begging in acting class.

The first step is probably the hardest, and if you can’t get past the first step, don’t even bother with any of the others, since you just aren’t ready to beg properly.

1. Swallow your pride. Debasing yourself isn’t going to change who you are. You’ll be the same person you were 5 minutes before you did as you will be 5 minutes after you do. If you can’t do this, try to put on a “pretend hat”, since this is all “acting” that we learned in “acting class,” it’s all pretend and doesn’t matter anyway, right? 😉

2. The Question. Ask for what you want. Be nice and polite. Don’t forget to say “please.” Expect to be denied. Its ok to pout a little, but not TOO much. Just enough to look cute, not enough to be annoying! Be prepared to ask again. Feel free to ask as often as you want, and try rephrasing the same question in more than one way, because everyone knows variety is the spice of life. Be sure to appear sincere, and smile nicely. Sincerity will take you a long way. If you’re not sincere, don’t ever let them know!

3. The Question, redux. Reiterate the question. Try to sound desperate. Clasp your hands together. Feel free to bounce up and down to add emphasis. For one thing, its cute. For another, it adds emphasis, so they’ll know this is important to you. Toss in phrases like “I’m begging you,” and “pretty please.” “Pretty please with a cherry on top” is also very appropriate, but expect to hear “you probably don’t have any cherries left!” If you use that one.

4. The bribe and the bargain. “I’ll be your best friend!” “I’ll suck your cock!” or if they said “you probably don’t have any cherries left” after you said “pretty please with a cherry on top” counter that by offering any and all cherries you might have left as a bargaining chip. Bribe the person you’re begging with something enticing. Offer more than one thing, because chances are the first thing won’t work. Mix up the bribery with more of #2 and #3. If bribing doesn’t work, ask them what they want in exchange for what you want. Be reasonable. Be generous! Offer them anything they want, and be prepared to follow-THROUGH.

5. The compliment. Now, this one can be performed at the beginning, the middle, the end, or continuously throughout the entire begging process (I recommend throughout, because who doesn’t like being told how glorious they are?). Tell them how wonderful they are, how sexy, how beautiful or ruggedly handsome – compliment them in some very sincere way. Bat your eyes, and use lots of colorful adjectives. Call them nice titles, like “oh great mighty awesome person against whom I am but a worm…” you get the idea.

6. The debasement. Get on your hands and knees. Kiss their feet if you want, ‘cause that’s kind of hot. Repeat steps 1 – 5 while performing step 6.

Rinse and repeat as necessary.

If after all of this, you STILL don’t get what you were begging for, then it probably wasn’t meant to be. At this point feel free to toss in the towel & punch them in the genitals. =P”


i never recommend punching, myself 😉 i do recommend lots of enthusiasm. Begging is something best served for fun and entertainment of the person you serve. When you are desperate and needy, nothing you do is effective or fun for anyone. If you are close to desperate and needy, i recommend starting with your best blow job and hott fucking action to set the mood and loosen you up (relieve tension and frustration before debasing yourself foolheartedly).

Go full out! What have you got to loose? The person will say no and you are back at square one? You never have anything to loose, so play with all your heart in it. Have fun.