“A slut is someone, usually a woman, who’s stepped outside of the very narrow lane that good girls are supposed to stay within. Sluts are loud. We’re messy. We don’t behave. In fact, the original definition of “slut” meant “untidy woman.” But since we live in a world that relies on women to be tidy in all ways, to be quiet and obedient and agreeable and available (but never aggressive), those of us who color outside of the lines get called sluts. And that word is meant to keep us in line.” ― Jaclyn Friedman

For me, being a slut is a good thing.  I sucked all the cock, all the pussy, fucked the people I wanted to.  I did not miss out on an opportunity I wanted.  If you haven’t sucked cock in a parking lot or drank the nector of your girlfriend in a parking garage, or in the middle of now where or in a cheap hotel or quietly while your family slept, you seriously missed a fabulous time.  I look back on every moment and cherish them.

And thank you, to all that shared these fine moments with me.

“Love well, whip well.”
– Benjamin Franklin

“Always make the audience suffer as much as possible.”
– Alfred Hitchcock

Jesus in my world is vagina conscious and empowers women. The Jesus Fish Is a Vagina

“Apart from the cross, the most ubiquitous symbol of Christianity is the ichthys, known to us as the Jesus Fish, and today it appears predominantly in its natural habitat — car bumpers. The ichthys actually dates right back to ancient times, when Christianity was still an obscure sect, and considering that fish and fishing were frequently used as symbols in the Bible, you could argue that it’s a more appropriate symbol for the teachings of Christ than the device used to torture and kill him.

The Origin:

It’s a vagina.

One of the names given to the pre-Jesus Jesus Fish is the vesica pisces (vessel of the fish), and it was used as a symbol of every female fertility god ever, from Atargatis (the Syrian fertility goddess), Aphrodite/Venus (the goddess of love and sex) to the pagan Great Mother goddess, where it symbolized her life-giving vulva. Basically, whenever you encountered an image of fish in the pre-Christian world, it was probably an opposite-of-subtle metaphor for lady parts.
According to some researchers, Christians adopted the vagina-fish symbol simply because of how common it was, but later looked for all sorts of non-vaginal justifications for it. Even actual Christian scholars admit that their second most popular symbol has a colorful history, just not one you want to bring up during a family dinner party.

Or sex” or maybe you do.

I have a middle aged dog, Kelly.  I got her at the NoKillLA shelter.  She is a mix of German Shepard, pit bull and rottweiler.  She is so kind and sometimes so cheeky.  We go hiking every morning in Kenneth Hahn Park.  I have lost weight since last November and my legs and buttocks are toned and luscious.

I garden.  I have strawberries, herbs, tomatoes and I have just planted new red and romaine lettuces.

I web cam on niteflirt when I am home.  www.niteflirt.com/submissann

When you log on to the web site and I am available for web camming, the “Call me ” button will say to call me, if I am on a call it will say “email me” or if I am logged off it says “email me”.  Niteflirt does the billing.  The audio will be on the phone, I have a hands free bluetooth.  Video will be through Skype.  My handle is “submissann”.

Here I was all set to go, plenty of pre-bookings to cover my expenses and this morning emails flew in from clients cancelling their appointments.  I now do not have enough pre-booked time.

I shall be home in Los Angeles.

I am available this Memorial Weekend in Los Angeles.  The studio Play Space in Culver City is available also.

Off to Camp Crucible Tuesday (travel Day to get there) and back mid afternoon Sunday, June 5th.  I am giving a class of Pony Play in Small Spaces, discussing Pony Play people can do at home after they leave camp.  I also am  Master of the Hunt.  We will have an animal role play Fox Hunt on Saturday at Camp.

I am available Monday June 6th, thru Thursday June 9th in Los Angeles.

Friday, June 10, Saturday June 11 and in the morning Sunday June 13, I will be in Palm Springs, at a Women’s Only Retreat presenting Pony Play.

Then I am home in Los Angeles for the last three weeks of June and really wanting to see you.

Text, Call or use my Contact Me form on this site.  😉

I keep returning to this little dress.  I really like it.

Cathouse Clothing Baby Leopard Print Spike dress

size small

green leopard print latex color

translucent smoky black side panel

Leopard print

Yes, I do like the Gloves in matching green.

The Stud Halter Dress is nice too.  The Lilac Leopard with translucent lilac panels in size small.

They are both just really flattering and a new photo shoot would be wonderful.  Wouldn’t you like a new photo shoot?

Did you know that most athletic shoes have a lifespan of 300-500 miles, depending on terrain and type of activity. Once the maximum mileage is reached, injuries like shin splints and runner’s knee become more common due to decreased cushioning and general wear?  The materials in your shoes just aren’t meant to lat forever.  Your feet are important.

If you run 3 miles a day, that is 90 miles a month.  Do the math.

If you have a question about how long those expensive sport shoes are supposed to actually support your foot, write the manufacturer.  They know.  Seriously, because they built them only to last so long.

Kelly and I go out everyday Los Angeles weather permits us to, which is pretty much everyday if you time it right.  😉

Every day wonderful:

Stocker Corridor Trail

There is a new parking lot at La Brea and Stocker Street.  On the Stocker Corridor Trail that winds its way almost two miles from La Brea Avenue to Presidio Drive (and then we turn around and walk up hill back to the car), you can see hawks and falcons, poppy flowers, lizards and beautiful views of the Los Angeles skyline.  Just under 4 miles, easy peasy.

Kenneth Hahn Park

Monday thru Friday unless it is a holiday, this Park is free to access.  Kelly and I park by the Duck Pond.  She likes to harass the geese.  We walk about 3 miles a day.  Sometimes we will get ambitious and walk up the hill to the mile circle and do a 4 or just over 4 mile hike.  There are many routes to take, it is never boring and the energy is great.

Weekend Specials

The LOS LIONES TRAIL to PARKER MESA  is a lush, moderate trail that climbs in switch backs from the Pacific Palisades into Topanga State Park to the top of Parker Mesa and one of the most incredible coastal views in Los Angeles.

Kelly and I do not do the full 7.28 just to the Parker Mesa Overlook.  We enter the Los Liones Trailhead, climb the switch backs of Los Liones, go out to the Paseo Mirimar Trail.  There is a bench here, where you can take in most the Los Angeles coastline.  About 1.3 miles up.  I’ve never made it all the way out to the Parker Mesa Overlook.  Someday.

SOLSTICE CANYON is a fun, very easy walk back to the waterfalls behind the 1950’s mansion ruins on mostly paved or fire roads.  This past the Stone and Tin House ruin.  Most of the walk is shady because of tree growth.  There are some single lane off shoot trails you can diverge on.

If you went the complete deer Valley Loop, it is over 6 miles.  Kelly and I do about 3.5 round trip to the tiered waterfalls.

Looking to do ThesSANDSTONE PEAK trail April 10th

This trail takes you to the highest point in the Santa Monica Mountains, past jagged peaks, riparian canyons, and popular rock climbing routes.  With killer views of the Pacific Ocean and the Santa Monica Bay, this is an absolute must-hike.  I will let you know.

The Good News:  I have more than enough confirmed pre-booked appointments confirmed with deposits that my Dallas tour (4 PM – Midnight, Tuesday, March 29;  I am available 9 am – 10 PM onWednesday and Thursday, March 30 – 31).  AND the Chicago tour (3 PM – Midnight, Tuesday, April 5th; I am available 9 am – 10 PM on Wednesday and Thursday April 6 & 7) are definite!

Next up will be Manhattan (8 PM – Midnight, Tuesday, April 26, 9 am – Midnight, Wednesday thru Friday, April 27 – 29) and Washington DC ( 7 PM – Midnight, Monday, May 9, 9 am – Midnight, Tuesday thru Friday, May 10 – 13).  Please pre-book your appointments so that I can confirm these tours!

The Sad News:  I have just cancelled the Houston tour.  Not enough confirmed appointments to cover my expenses.  Boo.